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Og's secretary has to say that he does not have time to support this service.
I apologise to those who I have not been able to answer. I'll try to get
back into this sometime in the future.
Og here. Og feel much pi-ty weak mod-ern hu-man, want much share
su-per-i-or Ne-an-der-thal know-ledge. Og make page. Rea-der
have prob-lem, send Og. Og write sol-u-tion. Og solve Rea-der
prob-lem. Rea-der write prob-lem in form, wait few sun. Rea-der
come here, see Og wis-dom.
Pre-vious prob-lem solve by Og
Prob-lem solve for Ogwa
Dear Og,
Ogwa make mam-moth pie. No flour. Og
get some on way home please?
Ogwa
Og write
Og here. Og bit sus-pic-ious. Og re-mem-ber last week, Ogwa make
pie Og. Og note pie taste bit strange. Og ask what type pie? Ogwa
say mammoth. Og look in pie much care, find bone liz-ard. Ogwa say
'oops! how that get there?'. Og guard up. Og search, find fea-ther
bird. Og look fur-ther, find hair rat. Ogwa say per-hap fall in
fire. Og find bone sa-la-man-der. Og find wing bat. Og find stone.
Og find beak fla-min-go. Og too scare look more, not know what Og find.
Og ask Ogwa not re-mem-ber Og make de-ci-sion. Og say, Ogwa on-ly
cook big thing, Og see what thing Og eat. Og know find food more hard
since Cro-Mag-non come use strange tool hunt. Og try ex-tra hard
find good food Ogwa, Oglings.
Prob-lem solve for Daniel Glick (DanGlick@my-dejanews.com)
Dear Og,
Isn't your 'Ask Og' competing with the Oracle? How do you fit into the Oracular scene?
Og write
Og here. Og think, no con-flict in-ter-est. Og ask friend live next cave
call Per-ry Ma-son Ugh, say Og ser-vice not in-volve ran-dom in-car-na-tion,
all ques-tion ans-wer Og. Per-ry Ma-son Ugh say bas-ic dif-ference in
ser-vice mean Og not in-fringe Pat-ent In-ter-net O-ra-kul.
Og say but, Og go con-sult Per-ry Ma-son Ugh new de-tail, sud-den big "ZOT"
sound. Per-ry Ma-son Ugh big pile ash on cave floor. Og won-der what have
meaning this.
Prob-lem solve for Ogwa
Dear Og,
Ogwa ask Og why Og eat pie made for cat?
Ogwa
Og write
Og here. Og say ah, yes, 'Tid-dles'. Og mean talk Ogwa Tid-dles some time.
Og say, Og un-der-stand Ogwa see pic-ture cat in-ter-net web site, cat
much cute. Og know play cat much fun. Og say but, do-mes-tic cat not found
Og time. Og say, Tid-dles when kit-ten much fun. Og say 'but'. Tid-dles
now full grow sabre-tooth ti-ger. Og won-der Tid-dles not make suit-able
pet fa-mi-ly live cave. Og give ex-amp-le. Og friend Thag vis-it cave.
Thag sit Tid-dles fav-our-ite rock. Tid-dles rip Thag arm off. Og give
many more ex-am-ple. Og know Ogwa much at-tach Tid-dles. Og say 'but'.
Og ask Ogwa con-sid-er small pet like field mouse in fu-ture.
Prob-lem solve for A. Einstein
Dear Og,
Does Lambda equal zero?
Best Wishes,
Albert
Og write
Og here. Og say 'hi' Al-bert, ask how Al-bert u-ni-fied the-o-ry force
in-volve swing club come a-long. Og see Al-bert the-o-ry re-la-ti-vi-ty
in-scribe rock. The-o-ry say, force of club when strike re-la-tive strength
per-son use club. Og think, the-o-ry ex-plain much.
Og think, val-ue Lamb-da much small, but not ze-ro. Og say 'but'. Al-bert
let Lambda grow big, be-come Sheep-da, much more wool, more val-ue.
Prob-lem solve for Al Shark-a (asharka@my-dejanews.com)
Dear Og,
Al hope page fix. Al want know what get
wife on born day. Al say too late now.
Al say an-i-vers-ery come soon, many sun.
Al say wife have many shin-y stone on hand.
Al say wife not like oth-er shin-y metal
or stone. Al need know what else get wife?
-- Al
Og write
Og much dis-sa-point act-ion mod-ern hu-man. Og won-der why mod-ern
hu-man get wife much small rock, wife put on hand. Og think, wo-man
go out, find many small rock same size, lift ea-sy self.
Og think, Al get rock wife not strong lift self, bet-ter. Al do, get
wife rock wife not get by self, much more hap-py. Og see 'dia-mond'
much pop-u-lar mod-ern hu-man. Dia-mond cut many thing much ea-sy, much
use. Og think, Al buy wife much large dia-mond size bowl-ing ball, Al wife
see rock not lift bring home self, Al wife much hap-py kiss Al much.
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